Sunday, September 7, 2014

13 Adult Jokes Hidden in Kid Shows

Cartoon makers will sometimes slip dirty jokes into kid shows so that parents watching aren't completely bored. Here are thirteen examples of such, some in older shows, some in new, and one from a movie. I tried not too include too many that were the same shows, but it happens.

Number 13 - The Powerpuff Girls
"It's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too."














Number 12 - Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob just got caught watching sea-porn.
"I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary!"  


































Number 11 - Rocko's Modern Life
The sign says: Remember Be hot Be naughty Be courteous
In a show riddled with sexual innuendo and dirty jokes that kids never get, this scene ranks up there with the dirtiest of the dirty. Rocko becomes a sex phone operator.


































Number 10 - Rugrats
This is definitely a circumcision joke.



















Number 9 - Rugrats, again
Grandpa watches freaky space porn when the kids go to bed.























Number 8 - Freakazoid
Grammatical errors aside, that's a penis joke.



















Number 7 - Animaniacs
Is it just me, or does Prince look disappointed?













































Number 6 - Ed, Edd n Eddy
They are definitely looking at porn surrounded by used tissues.

















Number 5 - Robots
"Making the baby's the fun part."




















Number 4 - Dexter's Laboratory 
"Okay, but it's 50 bucks extra." Dexter hires a prostitute to pretend to be his sister. Kind of dirty on two levels, now that I think about it...





















Number 3 - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
In this episode, they're speaking of displaying a literal bust (a statue of someone from the shoulders up) when Bloo says this.














Number 2 - Johnny Bravo
"This is so much fun! I can't remember the last time I was blindfolded... Oh. Wait...yes I do." This show had it's fair share of sexual innuendos, but here's a memorable one hinting at BDSM.





















Number 1 - Regular Show
I'd look like that, too, if I had just drank unicorn ejaculate.
Another one rife with adult jokes, this one was particularly gross. In this episode, there's a bunch of mischevious unicorns, one dressed like Alex from A Clockwork Orange. First, they tell Mordecai their "slobber" is magical and can help him attract the attention of his crush. You never see them spit into anything, but they hand him a cup of sparkly "slobber" and tell him to drink it. Honestly, it doesn't even really sound like he's saying slobber, that's just the closest approximation. Anyway, after they get him to drink it, they have him slick back his hair with it, There's Something About Mary - style, giggling and laughing throughout the whole thing.

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